Tenebris ([info]emptymirror) wrote,
@ 2005-11-18 21:19:00
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'Understanding Poetry,' by Dr. J. Evans Pritchard, Ph.D.
To fully understand poetry, we must first be fluent with its meter, rhyme and figures of speech, then ask two questions: 1) How artfully has the objective of the poem been rendered and 2) How important is that objective? Question 1 rates the poem's perfection; question 2 rates its importance. And once these questions have been answered, determining the poem's greatness becomes a relatively simple matter.

If the poem's score for perfection is plotted on the horizontal of a graph and its importance is plotted on the vertical, then calculating the total area of the poem yields the measure of its greatness.

A sonnet by Byron might score high on the vertical but only average on the horizontal. A Shakespearean sonnet, on the other hand, would score high both horizontally and vertically, yielding a massive total area, thereby revealing the poem to be truly great. As you proceed through the poetry in this book, practice this rating method. As your ability to evaluate poems in this matter grows, so will, so will your enjoyment and understanding of poetry.

And I deliberately leave the context to last ...



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hey? wait a minute...
[info]rhuic
2005-11-23 10:02 am UTC (link)
After this weeks encounter with the future readers of lesser amurica this is not surprizing.

"Now students, here is a rubric for scoring the 'enjoyment' quality of your poetry assignments..."

But wait, it worse, much worse. Watch this:

"A sonnet by Byron might score high on the LAWFUL side but only average on the GOOD. That would mean you'd have to roll no less than 7 hit points for it to stop a balrog. Where as a Shakespearean sonnet, on the other hand, would score high both on the GOOD and LAWFUL side, yielding a massive total area, and a plethora of high pointed adjectives that could evaporated the nearest warrior-cleric thereby revealing the poem to be truly POWERFUL. As you proceed through the poetry in this book practice this rating method. As your ability to evaluate poems in this matter grows, so will, so will your POwWERRRR... ah, your enjoyment and understanding of poetry."

What?

yeah, right... this guy earned his "Piled Higher and Deeper" from a Dnd correspondence course from ITT. Sadly, there's probably a good many students out there who will be 'reached' by this method. But must EVERYTHING these days be crucified on that dam Myer/Briggs cross?

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Re: hey? wait a minute...
(Anonymous)
2007-03-26 04:33 am UTC (link)
can I ask, did you have Bill Puett as a professor at one time? He taught at San Diego Miramar College... I'm asking cos you said Pnd 'piled higher and deeper'... that's one of his expressions.
--A student from New Zealand, who took about 4 courses with Puett.

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Re: hey? wait a minute...
(Anonymous)
2007-08-28 03:57 pm UTC (link)
That phrase isn't unique to one professor. It's part of the widespread mantra:

BS: Bullshit
MS: More shit
PhD: Piled higher and deeper

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[info]lenaywaqev
2008-07-17 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Long may these supremely dedicated individuals continue to bring honor and glory to the degree titles of BS [or BA] (methane included), MS (More of the Same), and PhD (Piled higher and Deeper).

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I NEED SOME HELP
(Anonymous)
2007-10-26 03:05 am UTC (link)
Hey, folks, how R U doing?

I'm a literature teacher, and i would like to get Mr. Pritchard's essay "Understanding Poetry", brilliantly quoted on Dead Poets Society. If you can send it to me, I would preciate it. My email is andresrodrigoescobar@gmail.com . Thanks from now.

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Re: I NEED SOME HELP
(Anonymous)
2008-05-03 09:45 pm UTC (link)
The Pritchard of Dead Poet's Society is just a pseudonym for Laurence Perrine; the text itself is taken verbatim from Perrine's Sound and Sense: An Introduction to Poetry.

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Re: hey? wait a minute...
(Anonymous)
2008-02-20 05:46 am UTC (link)
This was taken from the movie Dead Poets Society lol

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I love you all!
(Anonymous)
2008-01-11 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Make love, not war!

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